June 2012
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You know, I never realized how inconvenient it was to not have a washing machine until I NO LONGER HAD A WORKING WASHING MACHINE.
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I just realized that I turn 20 in three weeks(ish). Wait…what.
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the common sense guide to surviving the zombie... →
gyzym:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
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May 2012
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johancruyff:
it’s really fucking inconsiderate of you to be attractive if you’re not planning on fathering my children
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birdywillow:
people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
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sweaterdirection:
the one direction fandom summed up:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah oh god no
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blazeberg:
“I used to feel so alone in the city. All those gazillions of people and then me, on the outside. Because how do you meet a new person? I was very stunned by this for many years. And then I realized, you just say, ‘Hi.’ They may ignore you. Or you may marry them. And that possibility is worth that one word.”
— Augusten Burroughs
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upallnighter:
I hate when I flip my hair and everyone just gets so overwhelmed
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neoputa:
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
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